From 6bafc5e29ca356e2df82f18eaf532b0ab1868833 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: WTMike24 <michael@dismyserver.net>
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2022 01:05:57 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Updated aperture and added funperture.

---
 README.md       |  2 +-
 bash/aperture   | 17 +++++++------
 bash/funperture | 65 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 3 files changed, 75 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-)
 create mode 100755 bash/funperture

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 8f7cd09..7e4f57a 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 
 ### Bash
 
-**aperture**  
+**aperture** <sub>and funperture</sub>  
 A simple little script that echos one of two things. Either the aperture logo, or how the aperture logo got into the script. I like it.
 
 **backupProgramFiles.sh**  
diff --git a/bash/aperture b/bash/aperture
index 17f5307..199ab0d 100755
--- a/bash/aperture
+++ b/bash/aperture
@@ -2,10 +2,11 @@
 
 if [ ! -z $1 ]; then
 cat << EOF
-A modification of the Aperture Science logo from the game
-Portal, copied by hand from a screenshot by Jamison Judd
-(link below). The modifications I made were to clean it
-up to make the spaces between the chevrons more distinct.
+The Aperture Science logo from the game Portal, copied
+by hand from a screenshot, by Jamison Judd (link below)
+I modified the ASCII text to clean up the dividers
+between the chevrons and changed a few other symbols
+to look less bland or rigid.
 
 http://archive.jamisonjudd.com/aperture-science-logo/
 EOF
@@ -18,7 +19,7 @@ cat << EOF
        ,/X+ +M@@M@MM%/  %HMMM@X/,
      -+@MM; %M@@MH+   XMMMM@MMMM@+-
     ;@M@@M/ XM@X;.  +XXXXXHHH@M@M#@/.
-   %MM@@MH  @%=             __._...__.
+   %MM@@MH  @%=             _,_.,_.._.
     #@@@MX.                 -%HX#$%%%:;
  =-  @M@M$                   .;@MMMM@MM:
  X@\  @MM/                      +MM@@@M$
@@ -26,11 +27,11 @@ cat << EOF
 ,@@@MMX                       /H   @M@M=
 .H@@@@M@+                     %MM+  %#$.
  /MMMM@MMH/.                  XM@MH   ;
-  /%+%%XHH@$=              , .H@@@@MX 
-   .___..___.__.         -%H ,@@@@@MX,
+  #%+%%XHH@$=              , .H@@@@MX 
+   ..__.,,__._,.         -%H ,@@@@@MX,
    .%MM@@@HHHXX&#$%+  .:#MMX =M@@MM%.
      =XMMM@MM@MM#H;  +HMM@M+ /MMMX=
        =%@M@M#@$   &@MM@@@M; %M%=
-         ,:+$+-  H#MMMMMMM@= =,
+         ,:+$+-  H#MMMMMMM@/ =,
                 ++%%%%+/:-.
 EOF
diff --git a/bash/funperture b/bash/funperture
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..724fda9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bash/funperture
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+if [ ! -z $1 ]; then
+cat << EOF
+The Aperture Science logo from the game Portal, copied
+by hand from a screenshot, by Jamison Judd (link below)
+I modified the ASCII text to clean up the dividers
+between the chevrons and changed a few other symbols
+to look less bland or rigid.
+
+http://archive.jamisonjudd.com/aperture-science-logo/
+
+(this script was just for funsies to emulate that slow
+loading from old discs)
+EOF
+exit 0
+fi
+
+trap ctrl_c INT
+function ctrl_c {
+tput cnorm
+exit 1
+}
+
+tput civis
+echo "              .,-:;//;:=,"
+sleep .05
+echo "          . :H@@@MM@M#H/ ,+%;,"
+sleep .05
+echo "       ,/X+ +M@@M@MM%/  %HMMM@X/,"
+sleep .75
+echo "     -+@MM; %M@@MH+   XMMMM@MMMM@+-"
+sleep .15
+echo "    ;@M@@M/ XM@X;.  +XXXXXHHH@M@M#@/."
+sleep .05
+echo "   %MM@@MH  @%=             _,_.,_.._."
+sleep .15
+echo "    #@@@MX.                 -%HX#$%%%:;"
+sleep .75
+echo " =-  @M@M$                   .;@MMMM@MM:"
+sleep .05
+echo " X@\  @MM/                      +MM@@@M$"
+sleep .05
+echo ",@M@H:  @:                       X#@@@@-"
+sleep .05
+echo ",@@@MMX                       /H   @M@M="
+sleep .05
+echo ".H@@@@M@+                     %MM+  %#$."
+sleep .05
+echo " /MMMM@MMH/.                  XM@MH   ;"
+sleep .15
+echo "  #%+%%XHH@$=              , .H@@@@MX "
+sleep .15
+echo "   ..__.,,__._,.         -%H ,@@@@@MX,"
+sleep .05
+echo "   .%MM@@@HHHXX&#$%+  .:#MMX =M@@MM%."
+sleep .05
+echo "     =XMMM@MM@MM#H;  +HMM@M+ /MMMX="
+sleep .05
+echo "       =%@M@M#@$   &@MM@@@M; %M%="
+sleep .05
+echo "         ,:+$+-  H#MMMMMMM@/ =,"
+sleep .05
+echo "                ++%%%%+/:-."
+tput cnorm