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 ### Bash
 
+**aperture**  
+A simple little script that echos one of two things. Either the aperture logo, or how the aperture logo got into the script. I like it.
+
 **backupProgramFiles.sh**  
 This is a script that I created to zip up my Program Files folders on my C: drive as those are permanently excluded by the backup software I use. I could probably dive in and pick specific applications that I know store their configutaions in the Program Files folders but for now I just do the whole thing. This script also clears out backups older than 2 weeks (I run it weekly) and emails a summary to the provided address through the specified mail relay server. Be sure to edit smtp-creds.sh to include your information.
 
diff --git a/bash/aperture b/bash/aperture
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+#!/bin/bash
+
+if [ ! -z $1 ]; then
+cat << EOF
+A modification of the Aperture Science logo from the game
+Portal, copied by hand from a screenshot by Jamison Judd
+(link below). The modifications I made were to clean it
+up to make the spaces between the chevrons more distinct.
+
+http://archive.jamisonjudd.com/aperture-science-logo/
+EOF
+exit 0
+fi
+
+cat << EOF
+              .,-:;//;:=,
+          . :H@@@MM@M#H/ ,+%;,
+       ,/X+ +M@@M@MM%/  %HMMM@X/,
+     -+@MM; %M@@MH+   XMMMM@MMMM@+-
+    ;@M@@M/ XM@X;.  +XXXXXHHH@M@M#@/.
+   %MM@@MH  @%=             __._...__.
+    #@@@MX.                 -%HX#$%%%:;
+ =-  @M@M$                   .;@MMMM@MM:
+ X@\  @MM/                      +MM@@@M$
+,@M@H:  @:                       X#@@@@-
+,@@@MMX                       /H   @M@M=
+.H@@@@M@+                     %MM+  %#$.
+ /MMMM@MMH/.                  XM@MH   ;
+  /%+%%XHH@$=              , .H@@@@MX 
+   .___..___.__.         -%H ,@@@@@MX,
+   .%MM@@@HHHXX&#$%+  .:#MMX =M@@MM%.
+     =XMMM@MM@MM#H;  +HMM@M+ /MMMX=
+       =%@M@M#@$   &@MM@@@M; %M%=
+         ,:+$+-  H#MMMMMMM@= =,
+                ++%%%%+/:-.
+EOF